Week Eleven Results...

Alright, we have a result. The fundamentally sound SEARS wins week eleven. Nice job buddy. 1 wrong. One. Erin07 only had 2 wrong, also a nice effort...

Wide right AGAIN for the Buffalo Bills??? Hasn't there been enough of that???

(Do you people GET all my obscure references, or do I need to add like a "Cliff Notes" at the bottom of each column??? Let me know.)

(Cliff Note: A vastly superior Buffalo Bills Team Qb'ed by Jim "Machine Gun" Kelly imploded against a weak-ass Giants team in the Super Bowl years ago. The final stomach punch was a Scott Norwood game winning Field Goal that sailed wide right as time expired...)

Donovan McNabb didn't know that a regular season game could end in a tie... huh? Whaa?? I've poo-poo'ed this, but maybe it really is time for him to leave Philly. He's gotten an amazing free pass in Philly on being a choke artist in the 4th quarter, if you ask me, but I don't really see all their games.

Packer fans mainly remember how they converted 4th and 26 against us once... Donovan McNabb should be sending Christmas gifts to Darren Sharper every year for that one...Still painful. And maybe Ed Donatell, while he's at it...

(Cliff Note: Packers went on to lose that game. Darren Sharper, Hall of Famer in his own mind, was the Packers Safety on the play who clearly had no clue what the hell he was doing on the play. Ed Donatell was the D-Co-ordinator for the Pack who ended up getting fired over the still infamous "4th and 26" incident...)

Actually, Packer Nation is still snorting the cocaine of that huge Packer win over the slimeball Chicago Bears... and, to add a little "freebase" to the killer buzz we're enjoying, we're close enough to Chicago to hear their local sports talk shows CRUSHING the Bears.... to hear these fans bleating into their telephones, to hear their pain, their agony, their heartbreak, pouring out over the AM airwaves.... It's beautiful, man. Beautiful.

Again, some intriguing matchups coming up.... Obviously, we have the Packers at the Saints, Monday Night Football... Yeah, note to all bosses in Packerland, don't get your hopes up for any productivity on Tuesday, okay?? Yeah. That's a big game. The slimy Bears probably can get a win at St. Louis, so we need to beat the Saints in their own place... and we haven't looked so hot on the road, so...

Indy at San Diego. The implosion of the Norv Turner Chargers appears to be just about complete... Peyton Manning could drive the silver spike thru Norv's heart with a win here....

NY Jets at Tennessee... Huge. It's huge. If the Jets lose, Patriots are playing at Miami, they fall into a divisional tie with the winner of that game... Really, in September that game looked like you could give it to the Pats, but now, that game has some showdown implications....

The staggering, stumbling, reeling, Bills go to KC... could they end the 4-game skid??

KC... Is it time to officially start referring to Bernard Pollard as Bernard Karmell Pollard, like we do with Lee Harvey Oswald and John Wilkes Booth??

(Cliff Note: Bernard Karmell Pollard is the KC Defender who cheap-shotted Tom Brady's knee, and ended his season. So there, you're up to speed) Seriously, Aaron Kampman had a chance to take a shot at Kyle Orton last Sunday, and let it go with a hand graze, that humurously caused Orton to visibly flinch and check his ankle.... There's your season highlight, KC fan: Bernard Karmell Pollard knocking Brady out for the season... Enjoy.

(Cliff Note #2: From the dawn of time in the NFL, you do not "cheap shot" future HOF QB's. You just don't. When the Giants cheap shotted Mighty Joe Montana on the last play of a season, breaking his arm, that was not good. Nobody except scuzzy die-hard Giants fans thought it was anything but cheap, and weak, and utterly obnoxious to real football. You JUST...DON'T...DO...IT. Period. End of discussion.)