Don't Blame Me!!!

Hey, don't blame me. Just sayin'. Don't blame me. It's not me. I am not responsible.

Hey, it's working for Brad "Don't Blame Me" Childress, why can't it work for me?!?!?

Seriously, he throws Brett Favre under the bus on Sunday. Really. Really???

Let's back up a second, Brad. YOU were the dude who begged Brett Favre to come to Minnesota. YOU were the limo driver who went and picked up Favre at the airport... You were the one at the press conferences, saying how thrilled you were...

YOU were the one who sent 3 players down there to drag Brett back, in handcufffs if necessary... That was YOU, Brad...

You know who else you were, Brad??? YOU are the guy who signed a big big big phat phat phat contract extension in the offseason. Quoting Vikings Owner Zigi Wilf at the press conference when Brad signed his new deal, “Brad has done a tremendous job leading this football team and we value the positive environment he has created for the Minnesota Vikings on and off the field, He has continued to positively impact this team and create a strong foundation for future success."[11]

Yeah, you Brad, you. Yeah, heavy money. ESPN sources claim it's $5 million a year thru 2013. Plus the original $10 million deal you signed... Not bad. Your grandkids are set for life, dude.

But, let's be clear here Brad, did your amazing coaching get you that contract extension?? Nah. Not really. Did you develop Tavaris Jackson into a star NFL QB?? Nah. Are your offensive schemes and game plans blowing people's minds?? Naahh. Not really.

No. What happened was, Brett Favre came to Minnesota, The team went 12-4, and in November, with the team dominating and Favre under center, you signed a monster contract extension.

Brett Favre got you that contract extension. If Childress trots out Tavaris Jackson, they go 7-9, miss the playoffs.... Fired. No extension for you, buddy boy. NO, Brett Favre GOT YOU that contract extension.

So now, NOW you wanna throw Favre under the bus?? Really?? Now you have the audacity, now that you're set for life, to throw Favre under the bus??? Really? Wow, that's gratitude for you, right there.

Is Favre throwing a lotta picks??? Sure he is, absolutely. That's what Favre does!! If you bring a Toy Poodle into your house, and he steals your bacon cheeseburger and eats it, don't be too frickin' surprised over there. That's what doggies do, they eat bacon cheeseburgers. It's in their nature. It's in Favre's nature to be Favre. He'll make some electrifying throws, and he'll throw some brutal picks...
That's Favre, plain and simple.

It's also not Brad Childress's fault because the officials sucked in that game. Brad said that, and got fined. And yeah, they did suck. Sure. They did. I saw it.

But at some point, you're the head coach. YOU have to take some RESPONSIBILITY for the loss. You had opportunities. Oh by the way, who was that with the red flag in their pocket after the Shiancoe touchdown, that was ruled not a TD, but really was a TD?? That was you, Brad. You could have reviewed that play. That's on you, bud. YOU. You.

And in case he hasn't done enough, he then calls out Bill Belichick and the Patriots, calling them "some of the all-time great signal stealers." Unquote.

Yeah Chilly, that's a great idea. Get the 3 time Super Bowl Champions a little riled up and motivated, coming off their bye, to smack your face in the dirt. It's okay, that won't be your fault either... Not to worry. You signed your extension, now the whole world can go Eff off, I guess....

I forget, how many rings have you won, Chilly??? None, that's right, yeah. But you have a few SB appearances, right?? No. Hmmm. Well, okay, whatever... Keep kicking sand in Bill Belichick's face, dude. I'm sure he's impressed...

What a zoo.

(Vikings fans are now washing down a couple of oxycodone tablets with a water glass full of Grey Goose Vodka. Cheers, Vikings fans!!! Heh heh. Ugh.)

Not that things are much better in Green Bay. Ahhh, not really. Biiig loss coming against the well-rested Jets. Could get out of hand quickly.

How 'bout 'dem Cowboys!!! Heh heh, yeah, not so much.

Actually, that brings me to an intriguing point. I watched the Packer game with a true member of Favre Hating Nation last week. I must tell you, it is surreal to see Packer fans yelling "Kill him!!!! Kill that guy!!! Kill his FACE!!!" whenever the pass rush gets near Mr. Favre. Surreal. This guy did deliver us the Lombardi trophy in 1996, after 25 years of full and complete sucking, of being a total and complete embarrassment... You remember that, right??? And, you're so sure we're not backsliding in that direction under TT and MM, right?? You're sure. Okay, just checking...

Very strange. But anyways, speaking of hating your QB, for all you Tony Romo bashers, you got your wish. He's out for at least 8 weeks. Enjoy Jon Kitna's 6 picks per game, and "give up quick" attitude. He should fit right in on this team. With Wade at the controls, he's the perfect QB. Perfect.

I'll tell you what, would someone go ahead and start the rumor that Jon Gruden is going to take over as Head Coach and GM of the Cowboys??? Someone?? I don't care if you're lying, just give me some hope here, please.... I know, I know, who in their right mind would work for Jerry Jones.... I know....

Huge Michigan State game on on a little while. I got things to do.

Later, people.