Bye Week??

I guess I took an unscheduled bye week there... sorry.

They transferred me to Madison... hard to recombobulate myself...

Anyways, First off, congrats go out to Elusive for his big win in week 8. Nice job man. He had Green Bay over the Jets. In New York. Coming off a bye. Unreal.

That game caused me to get off my "home teams coming off a bye" theorem... and naturally, home teams coming off a bye haven't lost since.... sigh... oh well.

Congrats also go out to Highz, and his week 9 win. 1 wrong, New England losing to Cleveland. Unreal. Should have been the perfect paper, no losses. On an AUTOPICK, no less. Hold on, I have to vomit....

Wow. Brutal. An autopick...

This week looks like we could have Bears Fan Ardita, or Gregslo. Good luck fellas. There's 4 minutes left in the first quarter, Eagles are up 21 to nothing. Sorry Ardita.

Whoops, Philly just scored again, make it 28 to nuthin'. 1:55 left in the first quarter. Heavy booing in DC. Heavy. Eagles on pace to win 112 to nothing. Redskins Defense hs allowed over 250 yards of offense thus far. Heh heh. Wait, the 'Skins are a home team, coming off a bye.

Donovan McNabb featuring the 1000 yard stare.... Mike Shanahan probably considering inserting Rex Grossman here... What a circus.

3rd and 8, McNabb throws, tipped by the wideout on a very catchable ball, picked off! Okay wait, it hit the ground, but still. This is brutal. They should "mercy rule" the Redskins right now.

How about 'dem Cowboys!!! I'm still kicking myself for not picking them. Even Sharpcheddar didn't have them. Still, I smelled that one coming. My natural hatred of the overrated Giants.... I'm not gonna lie, I may need medical treatment. How did I not see that coming?!?!?

The first quarter is mercifully over. 28 to nothing, Eagles, in the Nation's Capitol. This is the largest lead a visiting team has ever had at the end of the first quarter of an NFL game. Seriously. Mike Tirico just said it.

Tampa Bay, another big win. My source on the ground in Southwest Florida is reporting that people are believing in these Bucs... As well they should.

Whooops, Vick going deep for Macklin... TouchDOOWN!!!! Make it 35 to nothing. Washington is challenging, but they're gonna lose. Ummm, seriously, the Redskins oughtta forfeit right now... this game is over.

Don't feel bad for Ardita. He has a high high pain tolerance. He's a Bear's Fan. He sat through several years of Rex Grossman as his starting QB. Which, actually, in a way, it shocks me that he would take the Redskins. Does Ardita know that the Redskins have Rex Grossman on their roster??? Does he know that Mike Shanahan has shown a willingness to insert Mr. Grossman into real games???

They're panning the crowd here at FedEx Field.... They should start passing out OxyCodone tabs in the concourse. It's not pretty.

Ruling on the field stands, 35 to nothing, Eagles, 14:51 remaining in the second quarter. 9 seconds into the 2nd, antoher TD allowed...

OhmiGod, a sign of life from the Redskins. McNabb deep to his tight end Davis, first and goal, Redskins. Whooops, TD, Redskins. Hold the phone, the Redskins are within 4 Touchdowns!!!

Heh heh, okay, a sarcastic joke, sorry.

Haynesworth is on the sidelines in obvious running situations.... Besides the absurd McNabb drama that is ongoing, we still have the Simmering Haynesworth Drama. Do we have any evidence that Mike Shanahan is still sane??? Any?? I'm gonna say no, no evidence.

Crowd let's out a sarcastic cheer, they just stopped the Eagles on 3rd down. Eagles punting. First Eagles drive of the night that didn't end in a touchdown.

Speaking of the Cowboys, I would hope Andy Reid sent a nice gift to Jason Garrett... Clobbering the Giants gives the Eagles a huge lift towards the playoffs...

What the hell, The Redskins just went deep again and completed it!!! Goal to go, TD REdskins!!! do we actually have a game here??? 35 to 14 now. Skins down 21 now. McNabb smiling on the sidelines. And he has reason to. He just signed a deal with the Skins with $40 million guaranteed dollars. 2 weeks ago, benched. Now, $40 million.

I must ask again, are we sure Shanahan is sane???

Well, this sure looks like Philly. Which sure looks like Gregslo. Congrats man!

Next week, I'll pick even crazier than I have been!!! Stay tuned for that, it promises to be a dooozy...