The Home Stretch.

Hey Football Freaks!!! Remember me?? Yeah, it's been a little crazy. My apologies.

Well, first off, a little housekeeping:

Week 13: Congrats have to go out to Badgergil. A huge win in a walk. Nicely done. Nice job. Took all the pressure off MY WEEKEND... No need to sit through another Sunday nighter and Monday nighter... I mean, obviously, I sit through them, but I don't have to sweat the whole time...

To wit, I'm sitting here right now. I have the Jets, vs the Giants. Talk about picking your poison, ugh. You either have your wagon hitched to Stupid Tom Coughlin, and his stupid face, and Eli Manning, who, sadly, continues to be The Fraud That Is Eli Manning. Or, you could hitch your wagon to The Sanchize, who just badly overthrew a wide open dude.... Why does Timmy Tebow get such a ration of sh*t, when guys like the Sanchize continue to exist in the league??? File that under "just wondering"... I'm gonna need one of my pills to get through this game, no doubt...

Moving along...

After NEARLY throwing 2 ugly picks, Eli Manning just threw a 99 yard TD Pass. Unreal. Most of it was great movies by his wideout, but still... Unreal. Un. Real.

Week 14: Air Myles, winning on the rare double tiebreaker. Unbelievable. Congrats!!! Another crazy development that week, Badgergil had THE PERFECT PAPER going... Right up until The Dallas Cowboys crapped the bed and blew a huge lead to the stupid Giants. And then Seattle won at home, and that was that, Badgergil went from perfect to not winning the week... Crazy week. Crazy. At some point Sunday afternoon, I thought I was mathmatically alive, but it was irrelevant.

Week 15: Patrick686?!?!? There's a crazy development, I won a week! I needed the Chargers and 49ers to hang in there for me, and they came through. I'm still in shock, to be honest. I snapped like a 30 weeks streak of losing earlier this year... Now another win. Maybe I finally got my dosage set properly.

A lot of crazy the last three weeks...

Well, the Houstonian Texans lost Thursday night... The celebration is turning to Panic in Houston... Which is really too bad, because...

Cheerleader Of The Week:


This is Randi Brady, of the Houstan Texans.



Apparently she likes old cars, too... (or, gets some modeling gigs).

Special thanks to Erin07 for sending those pictures along. Nice.

Packers perfect season ended. Oh well. Now we can focus on the playoffs, and forget all this perfect season nonsense. Sure, it would have been amazing, but what you really want is the Super Bowl.

Jets Giants has turned into a punting cotest here in the 4th quarter... Bengals are having no trouble with the Cardinals...

Picks are all over on some of these games. Should be an intriguing week. Adrian peterson just went out with a brutal knee there. The clip is not for the faint of heart. Not good. More bad news for the Los Angeles Vikings.

Matt Barkely, staying in school. Hey Matt, just a quick note, you'll still have the pick of 100 girls a night in the NFL. Did we learn nothing from the Jake Locker deal?? He surely would have been #1 pick if he'd come out a year earlier, but he stayed in school. Take it from me fellas, there's not a lotta times in your life when you can really cash in and secure your future forever. Don't let those chances go by. I can hardly remember the last time I turned down millions of dollars, to be honest. I couldn't have turned it down more than 3 or 4 times total, in my life....

Heh heh! Or never!

Panthers and Cam Newton getting all over the Tampa Bay Bucs. Raheem Morris, thanks for stopping by, see ya. He's gone. Spagnolo has to be gone, right? I would think so. Brutal year in St. Louis. KC looking fairly uninspired today, last I saw it was 3-3 with the Raiders.

Patriots just tied it up. Miami, giving them all they can handle in Foxboro. Crazy.

Lotta crazy out there. This Giants Jets thing, it's amazing how bad both of these teams really are.

Well, listen, I have things to do, Christmas presents to open, beverages to drink, games to watch, relatives to ridicule behind their backs... I gotta wrap this up.

But listen: Merry Christmas to All. KathB4 and I send our best wishes to you and your families. I hope everybody gets all the stuff they want, and I hope everyone loves the stuff you bought them. May your drinks be cold, and your steaks be warm.

Enjoy!

Cadillac Pat