Saturday, August 15, 2015

Return Of The Jedi

Hey!!

Cadillac Pat, Your Fearless Leader here....

I hope everybody is doing great, and having a great summer....

Doesn't really feel like it, but, Football starts pretty soon....  I'm so desperate, I've been watching the CFL games on ESPN2....  And you know what?  It's good football!  It's fun!  I'm not kidding, stop laughing....

Anyways... I did finally get an XBox One....  It's a blast.  Working through GTA V all over again started to feel like work, so, I moved on to some spirited driving....



Some "Mad Tyte JDM, Yo!" action right there....  Supra Turbo Mk IV....  And yes, that's what it looks like... Graphics & views are unreal on the new game system...  That shot there I took at the airport, in the northwest corner of the map, where you can run the car flat out, and see what it's really got.....

(English to "Race Car" dictionary: JDM: Japanese Domestic Market Vehicle.   Typically used in reference to Nissan Skyline GT-R's and Mark 4 Supra Turbos that were never available in the US during production)

Obviously, that picture was taken BEFORE a speed run attempt....  the Trap Camera is near the end of the runway, so, you WILL be going into the grass, and if you can't get a handle on it, you WILL be wrapped around one of those trees in the distance.....

Maybe you prefer Heavy Metal, from America??


Yes, the Challenger SRT8.  I own one of these.  It's awfully fun, to just go wild and drive it like a maniac... Something you never do, when you're making the payments in real life....  Unless you are HighZ, but, so few of us are....

(Editor's Note: yes, absolutely.  If any fine members of law enforcement are reading this, Patrick would NEVER drive a real car on a public road in anything but a safe manner, at or below the speed limit...)

Ahem.  Riiiggghht.  Anyways, it's going to be Football Season real soon!

So, to review, these are footballs:



Footballs, yes.  Football!  Okay, everybody got that?  Good.

Football Schedule!  Yes, a schedule:


Okay.  So, by Thursday, September 10th, I need your fee....  Very simple.  And it would probably be very helpful if you had your picks in prior to that, also.

Local Celebrity Update:


Here's Pewaukee's Own JJ Watt, celebrating his Defensive Player of the Year Award with some All-Star Cheerleaders at the Pro Bowl....  Nice!  Congrats, buddy!

Speaking of Cheerleaders....


Gets so hot during training camp... Sometimes you just gotta cool off, right????


Raiders Cheerleaders are already in midseason form....


Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader calendar is out....  What are you waiting for???

Alright people.... I'm turning on the pool in a few minutes, so, get your game faces on!!  Get out your eye black, start lacing up those shoulder pads, find that helmet, and get ready to GET IT ON!!!!

ttyl

Cadillac Pat